Month: February 2023

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Another New Thing I’m Doing To Avoid Writing My Novel …

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So when a writer has begun writing a novel, it seems to me the best way to get the novel is to just write it.

An outline written at the beginning would be a good idea though, so the writer has a plan to follow. Some writers though prefer to just get on with their writing of the novel, the ‘sit down and just write!’ method. I’m in the middle, but rally, I can see the merit it having an outline to follow, with relevant details about character, and settings as well as having some idea of what happens when would be useful.

I’m thing this now, when I’m in the middle of writing a novel, or if not the middle, I’m nearly there. But that ‘middle’, that’s the tricky part of it, with the beginning written, and a version of hte ending written as well, but witht he great gaping hole that is the middle of this novel I keep saying I’m writing.

And I’ve been doing an exercise in journaling, which is opening up my mind to an enormous amount of new ideas about possible things I might be able to do with my words. A picture book, is one idea, where I’ve written a few ideas, and of course there’s the other great new idea, the one that is that I could do my own illustrations for my Picture book – me, when I have zero experience in illustrating!

I mean I can draw a little bit, but doing an entire Picture book? It’s an idea only really at this stage, but it’s still sitting there, waiting for hte correct time to come along, who knows whether that one will ever happen …

And now, possibly my biggest, and scariest idea ever – The loony one about me becoming a stand up comedian, and I’m actually going to do it (well a stripped back version anyway). So I’ve created my new character, and written a short piece for her to do, and I’ve made notes about her, some of the things she says, what she’s like. It’s sort of like writing a book titled ‘Nanna Carreau, This Is Your Life!’⁸ And then performing a part of her story, rather than writing it down for people to read…

Instead of writing my homework for my next writing group meeting, I’ve been scribbling down notes and ideas for comedy skits my new character may ‘do’ sometime. Fortunately, it doesn’t really matter if I don’t do the homework, but I’ve been using the writing prompts from the writing group, to write pieces of my novel.

I think I’d better get back to that soon, and if that’s done, it will be time for me to get back to my new ‘person’ I’m learning about! She’s a country woman, older than me, living alone, with a funny look at life (well I hope it’s funny, anyway!).

Humour can be different for different people, but there are some who capture a bigger audience, and many people may find one particular comedian gunny, but never everyone. That’s a fine thing, it would be boring if all of us laughed only at one thing – a variety of different ‘funny people’ brings something for everyone!

I just have to hope my own kind of funny is amusing to other people. I’ve certainly been told by others that I’m funny, even though I’ve never actually made any particular point of being funny, I just see the silliness in things, and if it makes me giggle inwardly, I’ll share it with others, but it can just emerge in the moment too, the funny words just come out of my mouth, with no prior thought!

If I was doing a show though, I’d have done prior work, and have plenty of material to do! I wouldn’t want to bore anyone, if they’ve paid money to see a comedian at work! I took an easy way, for my first piece I intend ‘doing’. It’s written as a poem, it will be printed out so I’ll have it right there, so I can follow along with what I’ve written. And I suppose I’d better start reading it more, so I’ve at least come close to learning how it all goes …

I’m a learner at these things, but I hope I’ll be off my ‘L’ plates by next year and at least be on my ‘P’ plates! Then I’ll be able to a show, a short one perhaps, and make it a talk about me, and my new character? I’m not sure how I might do that. I’ll keep thinking and watching how others do such things.

I know I’m interested in the idea of doing monologue, and perhaps doing that, and including a few funny poems could help to fill in a 50 minute show … I’d be doing this in a town I know well, and there would be plenty of friends who’d come along to see me perform. I hope so, anyway …

As I’ve said, I’m new to this, but I’m funny! Not hilarious, apparently, but I was told the act I’m currently working on is ‘very funny’.

And given I’ve had zero actual formal training in this ‘being funny’ business, I reckon ‘very funny’ is an excellent start! I’m keen to get in as much ‘mic time’ as I can, so if anyone needs someone to warm up a crowd, or fill in a bit of time before something gets started, give me a call! If I don’t at least raise a grin, then I’m not for you, but if you do grin a bit, and think I’m the one you need, flick me a message, we can work together!

My pay rate is low – a space to put my published books, and some time for a book sighing session and encouragement to check out my books to see if anyone is interested in making a purchase can be enough, at this stage. But get in quick, I can feel success is champing at the bit, ready to bring me and my act to the attention of the world. A little piece of it anyway!

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Things To Do Instead Of Writing My Novel

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Making myself a coffee is the most common thing I do, and I cover up my laziness, by telling myself coffee helps with getting ideas. It might be true, but it often leads to comfort breaks, which further halts the writing process …

I’ll also do the washing, and yesterday washed the sheets, hung them out, brought them back in, then made the bed again. I have a Chronic Illness (multiple sclerosis), so that was hard work, and I was too tired to think at all, let alone write my novel!

I do my writing group homework, and if I use the given writing prompt to write more of the novel, using the prompt, that’s a good idea. But sometimes, too often, I’ll write a new poem, which has noting at all to do twith my novel …

Walking the dog happens too, which is good for both of us, and could lead to inspirational ideas for the novel, but more often nothong like that, so not any good for the writng of a Cosy Murder Mystery …

My latest thing taking up my writerly attention is the doing of a Picture Book, but I’ve decided to do the illustrations as well as the text. I have no real idea about how to do this, and am just practising drawing things, and colouring them in.

And if you’re going to do that, you need a sketchbook, I’ve realised, because even though my journal which I’m writing in most days, has lines in it – good for writing, not for producing pictures to go in a Picture Book … So I needed to get myself a sketchbook, so I needed to head off to a shop that would have a sketchbook. So when I went to Gawler for something else today, I went to Big W, where they had various relevant sketchbookish things.

Then I grabbed some more coloured pencils, then a pencil sharpener, because some of my current lot of pencils need sharpening. So now I’m all set up and ready to work at becoming the best illustrator I can be! Yay! But that does nothing at all to help me write that novel …

It’s still in the some kind of thing though books and writing, and maybe thoughts about piccture books might bring along new ideas about the people, I mean characters, in my novel. But a novel without a publisher waiting for me to finish it so they can publish the book they’re waiting on, a novel without a deadline, well I can fiddle faddle around a longer time, if I want to …

I’ll do my homework from the last writing group meeting today, I think, and that may well bring another few hundred words to the novel, or I may take another look at the picture book idea I had, and perhaps draw some more. But there’s a big gap in the journaling I bagan last month, where I was going to do 28 days of journaling. I began it, all keen to get on with it, then life came along and interrupted me, the way life can, at times.

Then there’s the dog who needs to be let out, and then let back in again, from time to time, and to feed as well of course. And I drew another picture of that dog, and while it isn’t the best picture of a dog ever done, you can at least look at it and think, hmm, yes unquestionally that is a dog, at dog that is lying down somewhere.